Obtaining Man-at-Arms Achievements
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
Difficulty: Very easy
How to: Pick the Man-at-Arms and draw the match out for over five minutes without changing class. This can be difficult if you are auto-balanced.
|Le Lapin Sauté
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 100 enemies whilst jumping in air
How to: In situations where you would usually get a kill while standing on the ground, jump. A hundred times. The halberd's range helps.
|French Submarine & French Kiss
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming. Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow.
How to: Le Lapin Sauté's estranged cousin achievement. Find some water (Island, Townsquare, there's a very small amount in Pinegrove) lead some enemies to it, and get to work.
Alternatively, if you really want to get into character and make this one as difficult as possible for yourself, combine it with what it was probably made for and sink into some water with the crossbow and pop up when you think a weak enemy is nearby, and shoot them. Sink again so they get the joke.
|Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class.
Difficulty: Very Easy
How to: "It is like crushing grapes! Très facile!" One by one, look every enemy class in the eye, and taunt them. Actually, taunt them all several times just to be sure.
Kill an enemy while blinded
Difficulty: Very Hard
How to: To be blinded, find a Pirate with an explosive. To get a kill while blinded, find a slightly-weakened Viking or a severely-weakened Pirate, and look at the explosion from a safe distance so as not to be stunned while swinging at your chosen target. If you can't seem to avoid being stunned, fire a crossbow bolt just before you get stunned, and it should kill your target while you're stunned, blind, and unable to appreciate your new achievement.
"Oh, wee wee!"
How to: This is a secret achievement. It seems to be a translation error???