Obtaining Captain Achievements
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Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: Choose Captain, and bother people with your bloody bird for five bloody minutes.. |
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Captain Blackbeard
Difficulty: Very Easy Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass.
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A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: When an enemy is About to be Pushing Up the Daisies, you can dive in with a charged hook strike and follow up with an uncharged hook strike to deal somewhere in the region of 40 damage, if you're accurate. More than enough to kill most classes if they've lost their armour. The trick is eating their counter-attack and surviving. Stay healthy and use the parrot to distract enemies that have wandered off and gotten themselves injured as you close in. |
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Watch Me Right Hook!
Kill 100 enemies with the punch. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: Let loose the parrot, either safely far away from you and your targets, to aid you, or directly into your opponent's weapon. Proceed with punching. |
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Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: Release the parrot at enemies as they falter in battle, kicking them around to throw off their aim. Attack alongside other parrots to compound your enemies' confusion and hopefully keep all present parrots alive. The parrot is most effective against enemies that are already in a pickle, but in such situations they may die to something else, unless they're hiding behind a shield, in which case the parrot becomes extremely dangerous for them. Kick, punch, and gouge to deal small amounts of extra damage and expedite your foe's demise without snatching it from your pet. |
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I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot. Difficulty: easy How to: Try to achieve Pecker Of Doom, but only try 33% as hard. |
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Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss Difficulty: Very Hard How to: The blunderbuss is best used at close range to maximize its damage, but that puts you in range of enemies with swords, so it's best used against enemies that will die if you shoot them. Each pellet deals 6 damage, and all 15 can deal 90, but that's unlikely to happen due to its high spread, so use it on enemies that are particularly weak, and preferably not paying attention. If you want to stay alive long enough to get this achievement, then stick with teammates and avoid getting into fights except to blast the enemy to bits as a finishing move. Enemies fighting your teammates are easier to close in on, but often easier to miss if you're not watching your teammate and getting into your target's head so you can anticipate their movements, and not miss every single pellet at the last second. |
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Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss Difficulty: Very Hard How to: The blunderbuss used to deliver enough of a punch to shift enemies that were moving in the opposite direction to the blast. This is no longer the case, and you've got a higher chance of getting this achievement by shooting people on cliffs and bridges and hoping that they leap majestically over the edge like a goddamn swan princess. That said, the stall of a solid blunderbuss blast can confuse people just enough to make them trip over their own 1-second plans for their future steps. Good maps for this are Frostbite and Cathedral. |
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POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: If you've made it this far down the list, this one hardly seems like an achievement, hm? |
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Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life. Difficulty: Intermediate How to: Stay with teammates and release the parrot at opportune moments, use kicking, punching, gouging, and poorly-aimed blunderbuss shots to keep your opponent busy and whittle them down further, but retreat if you get too weak, enemy reinforcements arrive, or if your parrot dies. |
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Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: Play Trinket Wars. You'll know what you need to do when you see it. |
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Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: There's a short grace period after the roll where a hook kill will count toward this achievement. Even so, you will probably want to release the attack as quickly as possible, so use maths to keep track of your opponent's total health and armour. When the combined values total less than 15, roll intimidatingly at them while switching to the hook and gouge them. Keep the parrot on your hand so you can't screw up by accidentally punching them instead. |
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I Wish To Register A Complaint!
Parrot died within 1 second of release. Difficulty: Very Easy How to: Pretend you're parrying. |